What’s crackin’?I’ve lived long enough to see the end of the world (in whole or in part) many times over and there is enough of a selection of worst case scenarios floating around out there for me to be discriminating. (I’m talking about movies, of course, not the real end of the world – you got that, right?) Once upon a time, torrential floods, crumbling escarpments, the loss of a suspension bridge and some brisk, cost effective dialogue communicating an horrific but entirely unseen destruction of major cities was enough to call it a doomsday. With the advent of computer generated imagery (CGI) over the past decade or so, it’s much easier to bring our capital cities tumbling visibly upon our heads. We’ve seen just about all of them go in the past few years: New York, Los Angeles, Washington DC, London, Paris, Rome and even the mighty Himalayans have fallen in such recent films as INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996), ARMAGEDDON (1998), DEEP IMPACT (1998), THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW (2004) and 2012 (2009). I have seen the Capitol Records building collapse, the Golden Gate Bridge snap in two and the Vatican tip over like a tailgating drunkard. You’d think these horrific events would be burned into my memory but the truth is they kind of mush together, prompting such thoughts as “What was the one where the White House blew up?” or “What was the one where the Hollywood sign got julienned by a twister?” In their desperation to one-up all previous stabs at the end of days, these new disaster flicks remind me of the slasher movies post-1982 and their escalating creative kills, which became a blood-and-circuses spectacle apart from the essential drama, supplanting empathy with schadenfreude and in the exchange forfeiting something real in the mad rush to be memorable.
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Or filmmakers just keep doing it because they think it’s tradition, like a fake cat scare. “You gotta have it!” TCM NEEDS TO RESCHEDULE FOR JUNE 29th, 2010! That’s the date of fantasy filmmaking legend Ray Harryhausen’s 90th birthday, being celebrated all over the world at Museums and theaters, by some of the biggest names in motion pictures, including an exhibit at the Museum of the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences! Come on TCM – lead the charge!!!! Don’t be left out! There’s also an absolutely fantastic article by filmmaker David Rosler, including pictures of bronzes inside Mr Harryhausen’s home at Films In Review, the oldest motion picture journal in the United States at http://www.filmsinreview.com/2010/06/24/ray-harryhausen-celebrates-his-90th-birthday/ Come on, TCM!!! You know how I love movies like this! I haven’t seen it in a LONG time, plus I love Dana Andrews. Of course, during my programming days I’d always refer to it as “Crack in the Butt”… I love Dana Andrews too! How I’ve seen him in Hot Rods to Hell but not this, I’ll never know! This is a must see! [...] Danger (1951), Dark City (1951), Crack in the World (1965, our Richard Harland Smith wrote about it here), and Hannie Caulder (1971, which Kimberly Lindbergs dealt with here). A wholesale distributor and [...] Leave a Reply |
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I have seen the actual end of the world (I’m unstuck in time) but of course I won’t tell anyone when, I wouldn’t want to cause a panic. By the way, apropos of nothing, don’t plan anything for next Wednesday. Anyway…
I believe Capitol Records Building holds the record for movie destruction. I’ve seen it in Earthquake, Volcano, The Day After Tomorrow and probably fifty or sixty I’m forgetting. The Statue of Liberty may be tied for number one, or even have exceeded it, as it presents filmmakers with the opportunity to be symbolic, just like the 27 filmmakers before them. “Look, liberty itself has been destroyed! My god, I bet I’m the first one to think of that!”