The Cape (and How to Use It)

The Caped CrusaderWhen I was 5 or 6, I went through a brief superhero period. Inspired by the TV series Batman, I clothes-pinned a bath towel to my neck, donned a red baseball cap (for some reason that eludes me now) and “flew” around our cottage on the shores of Connecticut’s Lake Alexander, looking for good to do. That Christmas, I got a generic superhero costume, which consisted of a plastic face mask/cowl and a plastic cape, an ensemble to which I added a pair of red mittens. At some point thereafter, maybe during the long winter, I lost the mask and the mittens but I kept the cape for some time and, when said cape wore out (as capes will through overuse) replaced it. You still see me wearing one cape or another in family pictures. By then, Batman was off the air and our family had moved to our own house in a less populated rural area. Lots of trees and shadows, nobody around and lots of time for brooding. In a cape, of course.

The Caped Grue-saderI hadn’t yet found horror but there was something latent there, no doubt part of my Polish bloodline. A couple of years later, I discovered issue 84 of Famous Monsters of Filmland on the racks of Dowe’s Stationery Store – a creaky old (at that point just over a century) stationers on Main Street in Danielson, Connecticut. That was the spark that started my fire. Famous Monsters carried me from late night broadcasts of Classic Horror and Simon’s Sanctorum to a lifelong obsession with all things monsterish, right up to the present day, in which I pitch my horror screenplays to companies like Lionsgate, Fox Atomic and Fangoria, and I dress my children up as ghouls. My Mother, who visited us over the past week, just shakes her head.

Vayda de la nocheI don’t know if my kids will like monsters as much as I do and it’s okay if they don’t, but they see so many of them in their own home that they’re not scared by them. Fangs, talons and neck bolts don’t throw them. I would never show my kids anything too rough but they’ve seen a few Universal monster rallies and Val Lewton chillers. At The Descanso Gardens “Pumpkinpalooza” this past weekend, an older kid in a nicely detailed werewolf costume scared some of the littler children to tears but my 2-year-old daughter (in her faerie wings) wasn’t at all fazed and may even have said hello. At night, if you go into her room to check on her and she’s still awake, Vayda is likely to poke her head out of the covers and say “Boo!” Saying “Boo!” to my son Victor makes him laugh. We like to keep the fear up in this family, as a way of readying our kids to face the world. They will grow up with the understanding that a black cape is good for dodging angry mobs and, if necessary, taking wing across the night sky. Plus, a black cape goes with everything, we’ve found.

Monsters have a place in our home and in our hearts. Tomorrow is Halloween. Treat the monsters who come calling like you’d treat your own and we’ll all get through this horrorshow we call life.

3 Responses The Cape (and How to Use It)
Posted By Chris : October 31, 2007 12:49 pm

Nostalgia and rationale all rolled into one. I'm sure every hard-core movie fan can find resonance with this. Nice strategy with the child psychology. And nice pictures, most people would be mortified showing them publicly. Glad you are immune.

Posted By Ice cream man : November 5, 2007 2:52 pm

     Capes have always been part of my wardrobe tho you do get looks from "normal" people. I'm a 43 year old single man who's 6'4" tall quite hairy so I'm used to it,people stare even without the cape. I sometimes think the Gov. should give me some kind of tax brake for makeing poeple feel safe in their normalcy. Now I've never needed to duck a mob and unless your at a pagan gathering you'd stand out like a sore thumb, but I have found it dose go with everything.      

Posted By CSO : November 13, 2007 8:20 pm

It takes a certain je ne sais quoi to wear a cape.  Not many have the wherewithal to channel their inner- Lugosi past a certain age.   Your story tickled my funny bone. It reminds me of a temp job I had where the owner’s son wore a dusty black cape constantly at work.  People do start to look askance when you refuse to set aside your “Mandrake” getup for the other 364 days a year while simultaneously sporting a skin condition.  My coworker looked at my puzzled face and said “Oh, just remember “C”, that is the future of the company”.    But just for the briefest moment, with the sun behind him, blinding my eyes a little, I did get a little chicken skin, for the briefest of moments, (before I realized he was an escapee from the SciFiCon.)  I need glasses or a less active imagination. As my Grammy used to say, “Too each his own said the old lady as she kissed the cow." Kid, I salute you for having the bravado to wear what you please (of course I doesn’t hurt to be the slightly bent scion of a millionaire chemist who himself dressed like 50% of the cast of Hee Haw). Eccentricity rules!P.S.  Horror is like poison, if taken in small doses, you won't keel over when the big one hits. My niece went ape when her cousin dressed up like Darth Maul for Halloween. If only she had been prepped.

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