Movie Dentists

Dark Command (1940) – directed by Raoul Walsh, this Western features John Wayne as the brawny assistant of traveling tooth-puller Gabby Hayes. Wayne’s job is to provoke people into a fight so that he can knock an opponent’s tooth loose, which Hayes will then pull for a fee; the two’s arrangement is to split the proceeds.

The Strawberry Blonde (1941) - also directed by Walsh, this comedy romance featuring Rita Hayworth in the title role, stars James Cagney as Biff Grimes, a dentist that not only pulls a tooth from his reluctant drunken father (Alan Hale), but gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if he’d married Hayworth’s (instead of Olivia de Havilland’s) character through her husband, his former double-crossing friend Hugo F. Barnstead (Jack Carson).

Bells Are Ringing (1960) - Bernard West plays an hilarious dentist-songwriter wannabe opposite top-billed Judy Holliday (her last film) and Dean Martin in this Vincente Minnelli directed-Arthur Freed produced film version of the Betty Comden-Adolph Green Broadway hit Musical, romantic comedy which also starred Holliday. As Dr. Joe Kitchell DDS, West ‘sings’ “I Love Your Sunny Teeth”, “Oh How It Hurts”, and “Hot and Cold”.

The Secret Partner (1961) - this nifty little (MGM-British) crime drama thriller starring Stewart Granger and the lovely Haya Harareet features a scotch drinking dentist (Norman Bird) who’s not only blackmailing one of his patients (Granger) that has a criminal background, but also agrees to put Granger’s character under gas (ostensibly to pull a tooth) in order to extract his keys and some information to facilitate the robbery of a shipping company, for a tidy sum.

Cactus Flower (1969) - another comedy – Walter Matthau plays a dentist that tells his girlfriend (Goldie Hawn) that he’s “married with children” so that he can remain unattached. But when their relationship develops to the point that Matthau’s character is finally ready to make a commitment to Hawn’s, he uses his longtime employee (Ingrid Bergman) to pretend to be the wife he’s leaving.

MASH (1970) - perpetuating the stereotype, the filmmakers of this Academy Award nominated (screenplay) comedy, which led to one of the most successful television series ever, cast John Schunk as Captain Walter ‘Painless Pole’ Waldowski, a dentist that wants to commit suicide.

Marathon Man (1976) - exploiting everyone’s very real fear of dental pain, Laurence Olivier earned a Best Supporting Actor Oscar nomination playing a Nazi war criminal ‘dentist’ that exacts extraordinary, excruciating pain on Dustin Hoffman’s character via torture.

The In-Laws (1979) - a successful New York dentist (Alan Arkin) finds himself an unwitting victim-reluctant participant in an outlandish plot of his daughter’s would-be father-in-law & ex-CIA-like government agent (Peter Falk) in this crime comedy that was recently named (by Premiere Magazine) one of the 50 greatest comedies of all time.

10 (1979) - this Blake Edwards romantic comedy includes several funny scenes which begin after Dudley Moore has six cavities filled by a dentist (James Noble) that’s the father of Bo Derek (the object of Moore’s mid-life crisis obsession), who’s about to married. His mouth stuffed with cotton, Moore drinks too much to alleviate the pain which not only leads to an incoherent phone call with his girlfriend (Julie Andrews), but also a trip to a resort in Mexico where, lo and behold, Jenny and her husband are honeymooning.

10 Responses Movie Dentists
Posted By MDR : November 15, 2006 10:43 am

It’s possible that these last two comedies (or others on this list) don’t meet your definition of classic movies, certainly two more I can think of (Little Shop of Horrors (1986) and Finding Nemo (2003)) fail to meet most’s (age of the film) criteria.  However, it seems almost given that, if a movie features a character portraying a dentist, it’s a comedy!

Posted By RHS : November 15, 2006 2:17 pm

Reuben, Reuben (1983) featured Joel Fabiani as a cuckolded oral surgeon who exacts (or should I say extracts) a singular revenge on womanizing poet Tom Conti.

Posted By Robin : November 15, 2006 6:55 pm

Don't forget the song "The Midas Touch" from "Bells Are Ringing."  A seemingly ironic song, considering the importance of gold in the field of dentistry…

Posted By 42nd Street Memories : November 16, 2006 11:44 am

How about a classic short with W.C. Fields, The Dentist.

Posted By Brockmeyer’s Girl : November 16, 2006 12:12 pm

"Texas" (1941) has Edgar Buchanan as the town dentist, and there's a great scene of him working on a super-young William Holden.  I understand Edgar Buchanan was a dentist in real life, which at least is a little more comforting!

Posted By ddomer : November 16, 2006 6:58 pm

The Duke was reluctant patient in Rio Lobo.  He goes into David Huddleston's office to pass and get information on a friend, and David pulls on his mouth.  When Wayne says that it hurts, David says if he had been a better actor, he might not have had to pull so much.

Posted By Bkal : November 17, 2006 5:40 pm

For more dentist action check out The Souler Opposite an overlooked romantic mockery gem from the late 90's.   Tim Busfield (thirtysomething and Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip)  plays dentist, Robert Levin best friend and comic foil to Chris Meloni (Law and Order SVU)who stars as stand up comedian Barry Singer whose love life is a joke.   Janel Moloney (West Wing) shines as Thea Douglas a political activist who is in the spiritual quest mode.   For reviews, trailer and DVD check out http://www.souleropposite.com

Posted By MDR : November 20, 2006 9:24 am

Thank you all for your comments and additions to this topic.  I just realized that I left One Sunday Afternoon (1933) off my list, though I did include its remake The Strawberry Blonde (1941).  Since Gary Cooper is TCM's Star of the Month in December, you can see the original (early in the AM) on 12/15.

Posted By Richard May : November 26, 2006 1:14 pm

The MGM short "Dancing on the Ceiling" is probably available to TCM.This one-reeler concerns a young man who goes to the dentist, and while under gas imagines the staff of the dental office to be singing, dancing girls.A good one for the "One Reel Wonders"

Posted By Buddy R. : June 10, 2007 11:43 am

And a more contemporary title to add to the list is THE SECRET LIVES OF DENTISTS, a funny/sad portrait of a marriage in crisis with Campbell Scott playing a dentist and Hope Davis as his unfaithful wife. Directed by Alan Rudolph, it's an overlooked gem and Denis Leary steals the picture as one of Scott's patients….or is he a figment of his imagination?

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